whiny baby tales

I swear by all that is good and holy, there was an earthquake in CO around 9:30 this morning!




scene at UPS:




grouchy general manager (ggm): All seasonal employees are NOT working today, you are all to go home.




unknowing seasonal employees: uh, ok. whatever.




my brilliant husband: yeah, like to see you make ME leave...I know what today is.




ggm takes supervisor aside for a brief meeting, supervisor comes out and says, "Mike, grab a board and take off on XXX's route".




all regular drivers and supervisors just standing around watching the scene unfold: Dude, are you working?




brilliant husband: yep!




"Awesome" "You're hired" "Woo Hoo" "Congratulations!!"



end scene!